Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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