I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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