Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
