i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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