I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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