I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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