Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i now understand why vodka
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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