He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Come see our sink grown plant.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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