Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she pinky promised me she was 18
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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