Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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