Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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