omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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