That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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