Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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