If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
3pm strippers are depressing
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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