We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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