I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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