didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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