Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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