I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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