My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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