I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The power of my boobs compel you
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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