You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Randomize
