therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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