Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Vodka?
Forever.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
its liver damage thursday
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
