i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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