He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Are these your boobs on my camera?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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