I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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