Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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