you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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