now i know why i became what i already was.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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