He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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I smell like Dick and happiness
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Shame is for Republicans.
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