I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I can't turn off my feet"
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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