You can't motorboat a personality
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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