My brain says no but my pants say off.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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