My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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