holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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