so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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