it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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