Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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