I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
there is glitter all over my balls
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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