the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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