it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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