all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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