I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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