I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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