going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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