these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
