I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
NoShamevember. You game?
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Randomize