Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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