I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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