Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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