Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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