I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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