whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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